[2016] Merry Christmas Funny Quotes | Happy Christmas Quotes in English

[2016] Merry Christmas Funny Quotes | Happy Christmas Quotes in English: People will share their wishes by saying Merry Christmas to their friends and family. Christmas has filled with lots of entertainment and enjoyment. It shows all kind of good and kind thins, so people loves to celebrate this Christmas with everyone. Happy Christmas is really wonderful day for everyone. It will shows energetic and realistic event for all. All kind of resources and materials are available for this event in internet.

'Happy Xmas (War is Over)'  is one of the chirstmas carol. History:It is from Plastic Ono Band. Two stars named John & Yoko have made this song just perfect to hear on the day of Christmas .It was launched as single in 1971 .This song is all about Vietnam war. It can make you shed tears especially when you will feel how joyful is the surrounding when the war is over.  The lyrics are passionate and can make you feel the liveliness of the festival Christmas .The lyrics bring smile to your face and also some tears along with them .It talks about peace in the country and also about the years which are yet to come to be filled with the same prosperity.

'Father Christmas'  Christmas carole is first time sung as the Single in 1977. It was song by the Kinks .It was not very popular when it was released but as the days and years passed by Kinks songs became on hot list of all the radio stations of UK and US.  It depicts how poor small children are not fond of gifts despite they want money with which they can buy good things to eat and make their living. So they are planning to beat SantaClaus so they can take the money from him. It depicts the innocence of the poor children. It pot rates how important Christmas is for them and what expectations they have from it.

[2016] Merry Christmas Funny Quotes | Happy Christmas Quotes in English

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Merry Christmas Funny Quotes


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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~ Larry Wilde


Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
~ Kin Hubbard


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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you’re home.
~ Carol Nelson


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Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas.
They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”
~ Lenore Hershey

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
- Andy Borowitz

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge

My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
- Melanie White

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- Dave Barry

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
- Bridger Winegar

Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas.
- Melanie White
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way,
by going to the mall of his choice.
~ Anon

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When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
~ G.K. Chesterton

Christmas 2016 Funny Quotes

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory,
like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

I never believed in Santa Claus
because I knew no white dude
would come into my neighborhood after dark.

I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
- Winston Spear


Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
- Andy Borowitz

Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
- Melanie White

This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- Guy Endore Kaiser

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Johnny Carson

I don’t mind fruitcakes. They’re the one thing during the holidays I’m not tempted to eat.
- Melanie White

Merry Christmas 2016 Funny Quotes


Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home.
- Carol Nelson

My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.
- Dave Barry

Christmas calories don't count!
Wishing you peace and joy in the New Year.
Wishing you harmony and love this Christmas Poems Wishes

Christmas Prayer: Guardian angel pure and bright...please lead Santa here tonight.
If you don't have Christmas in your heart, you won't find it under the tree.
Sugar 'n Spice makes Christmas 2016 nice!

Christmas is love with all the trimmings.
Happiness is a homespun Merry Christmas!
May all the joys of the season be yours.

A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
- Melanie White

I’ve never really understood why Jews go out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve, but I think it’s because so many Chinese restaurants have the word “temple” in their names.
- Dan Zevin

Warm Winter Wishes
gladness of Christmas which is hope; 
The spirit of Christmas which is peace;
The heart of Christmas which is love.

Christmas is a time when everyone wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

For unto us a child is born...~ Isaiah 9:6
May you have the gift of faith
the blessing of hope
and the peace of His love
at Christmas and always.

Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.
- Melanie White

It’s the holiday season. Let the overeating begin!
- Melanie White

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
- Bob Phillips

The Holidays are the one time you get to experience all the excitement of rush hour traffic in the mall parking lot.
- Melanie White

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
- Andy Borowitz

Merry Christmas, nearly everybody!
- Ogden Nash

The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.”
- John Leo

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