Funny Christmas quotes for cards, Sayings about Xmas, Santa Jokes

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Christmas is very special in USA. The USA has many traditions because of its diverse population .People from USA prefer Turkey ,keilbasi , soups, cookies on the day of Christmas. The people from USA decorate their Christmas trees with paper pieces, bells and many decorative items. In New England there are several shops which are meant to circulate only decorative items all-round the city.

In new York Christmas is wonderful holiday for everyone. People of USA decorate their homes with lightening, flowers, candles and other decorative items. They like to portraits Santa Claus with reindeer clad in the famous red dress with a long moustache that will make the children go mad with curiosity. Not only homes but the streets like Rock-feller city in New York are also decorated very beautifully with lightening and candles .The cities look beautiful in the season of Christmas. In the misled of every city there is a very bid Christmas tree which is decorated most beautifully around which people assemble.

Funny Christmas card quotes

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Funny christmas quotes and sayings


Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way,by going to the mall of his choice. ~ Anon
decorative christmas dividerWhen we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? ~ G.K. Chesterton
















Zen Christmas: the gift of nothingness.
Why is Christmas like a day at the office?
Because you do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa?
- Bart Simpson (Matt Groening)

How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
One Jesus, one Mary, and 33 wise guys.
On St. Patricks Day I to pretend to be Irish. At Christmas I pretend to be good.
Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
- Melanie White

This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- Guy Endore Kaiser

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Johnny Carson

I don’t mind fruitcakes. They’re the one thing during the holidays I’m not tempted to eat.
- Melanie White

A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
- Melanie White

I’ve never really understood why Jews go out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve, but I think it’s because so many Chinese restaurants have the word “temple” in their names.
- Dan Zevin


Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.
- Melanie White


The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.”


- John Leo


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